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Joke of the day
Getting to work on time is biggest problem for lazy person. Early one morning, driving to the office, Sam saw a tortoise in the middle of the road. He just had to rescue the tortoise, he stop the car, get out and grab the tortoise and move it over to the side of the road. Then he rushed to the office.

When he saw his boss at the door, he said quickly , “It is not my fault, boss.There was a tortoise on the road”.

Before he could go any further, the boss said, “ So are you going to tell me that you drove behind a tortoise?” hua hua hua hua!